What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
• What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
• How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
• What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
• How do so-called Religious/Christian people really think homosexuality is even a sin? That would be nonsense. In fact, LGBT people need love instead of contempt/hatred. The word Homosexual didn't appear until the 1850s.
• Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
• Do people really never face any hidden costs or surprises with surgeries in countries with single-payer healthcare like the NHS?
• Two University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee researchers part of global team that discovered a new object in space - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
• Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
• My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?
• Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
• How do scientists behave?